If it isn't 100% sure, it doesn't answer.
First it consults 3 backup models.
Still unsure, it comes to you.
Boss, I'm stuck. This question came in.
You answer.
It learns, stores it, replies to the client.
For business owners
Sales, calls, marketing, design, video, copy, code, analytics and operations in one place.
El Patron is the AI team that knows your brand voice, your projects and your decision history. We do the setup; the team runs on your computer and your phone. Anything that spends money or goes out to the world waits for your approval.
Each character has its own job, its own permissions, its own projects. They share one memory: what you tell one, the others know. Elona runs the orchestra and routes work to the right one.
Management
Routes work to the right member, sets the queue, asks you when approval is needed. Morning and evening reports come from her.
everything, gated
Ships with the app
Sales
Meets every inbound request, qualifies it, calls, confirms the booking, never drops the follow-up.
messaging and calls
Field
Calls your list, pulls open-web data, extracts the jobs, brings you the call record.
calls and search, gated
Marketing
Picks the angle, writes the copy, makes the creative, builds the campaign. An untested ad is not an ad to him.
ad spend, gated
Engineering
Writes the code, wires the integrations, ships the dashboard, runs the tests. Never hands over half a job.
systems, gated
Analytics
Reads the numbers, tells you what to shut off. She does not soften bad news.
read only
Advisory
The second opinion. Questions the decision, points at the blind spot, says so when he disagrees.
no tools
Elona ships with the app. The rest are built around your operation; the roster is not a fixed list. Permissions step down as you go: Vera cannot change anything, she only reads. Marcus touches no tool at all.
These are not mockups. They are the product's own screens.
A 45,000 TL contract lands in the queue before it goes out. Send or fix: your call.
You build a chain: the second step starts as the first finishes. Which project, which step, how long it has been running, all on one screen. Press and hold to stop.
Permanent notes, the last 24 hours of conversation, lessons distilled every night. This is where “what did I say last week” gets answered.
You get an app and a phone number. Tap the orb, talk. No code, no setup, no waiting at a screen.
Cost
On the left, what the same work costs per month with people, at Turkey's 2026 job-listing averages plus employer cost. On the right, what El Patron costs you. Sources at the bottom of the section.
779,000 TL
Yearly 9,348,000 TL
Listing average times 1.3 employer cost (social security, unemployment, severance provision). Meals, travel, bonuses, hiring and turnover not included; the real number is higher.
Yearly, side by side
12 months at $30 to $40 a month. Setup is not in this number; hiring a person has its own separate cost too, and that is not in the left-hand number either.
Talk time for the members that work the phone
Talks at most 50 hours a month. One hour of a 53,000 TL salary:
1,060 TL/ hour
50 hours, monthly: 53,000 TL
$1.41 an hour. The same 50 hours:
68.27 TL/ hour
50 hours, monthly: 3,414 TL (70.50 $)
Rates: 6 September 2026, $1 = 48.42 TL, €1 = 56.25 TL. Listing averages are published without a gross/net split; the same load was applied to all. We run your own numbers on the call.
Zero-error protocol
If it isn't 100% sure, it doesn't answer.
First it consults 3 backup models.
Still unsure, it comes to you.
Boss, I'm stuck. This question came in.
You answer.
It learns, stores it, replies to the client.
It never asks that question again.
0 answers given without certainty
For two days it only listens. It writes its answer to every incoming message. And sends nothing. The answer lands in your panel only.
At the end of two days you compare. How many minutes your team took, how many it would have taken.
Same message, arrived 09:24.
10x. You decide after you've seen the number.
2 days simulation before go-live
The WhatsApp AI agent went live in 2 weeks. In month one it qualified 184 leads before my team even saw them. This isn't an assistant, it's a real salesperson.
Investment
We build the team into your business. When setup ends it is running and it is yours, and we stay behind it for the first six months.
One time. When setup ends, the team is running and it is yours.
Included. We stay on it for six months after setup.
What comes after month six runs on a support package. We go over the scope and terms on the call.
Forty-five minutes. We work out which job to hand over first. If it isn't a fit, we say so upfront.
Which work gets handed over, which permissions get granted, how far it goes. We put it in writing.
The roster is built for you. We don't open a boxed product and hand it over. It's shaped around your operation.
On your data, your conversations. It asks us its questions; we answer them.
Two days of watching, writing answers to the panel, sending nothing. You make the comparison.
It goes to the field under the zero-error protocol. Every place it gets stuck becomes the next lesson.
If this isn't you:
If you're earlier-stage, we'll tell you plainly. That's also a service.
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